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01 August 2006 @ 04:46 pm
Word of Mar ((ha hargh))  

I've decided to put up a little dictionary of things I say so that people who talk to me actually understand ((vainly)) what I'm saying. Although please note that I will not reveal the secret of MMFM here; you gotta PM me on a forum I'm in if you really really REALLY wanna know ((you'll understand why when I tell you what it is ;D)). AND please note that this will be updated from time to time; I can't remember everything I've said RIGHT NOW, and I may say something in the future that I wanna jot down too.

Common Phrases
Frack off!: Originating from the indecisive reaction; whether or not to shout "fuck" or "rack" off. Often used when I want someone to go away, or back off a bit.
Gah gnah FARASHAKATA!: Often used as a curse when saying "fuck" just isn't enough.
*head falls off and rolls away* ... (cried the roll-away head): Random detachment of the head from the body, often in a state of shock of disbelief, or when the appropriate oppertunity arrives. (( "cried the roll-away head" is added only if something is said once the head falls off))
Ignorance is bliss; but don't let it kill you: Don't be ignorant!
Post prostituting (your/my mind): To repeatedly post whore on threads or otherwise; to constantly express yourself in writing for hours' on end.
That's gone to shit / Hell: Often used when things just don't turn out the way they're supposed to.

Five-Second Poems
Alone:
Don't you cry my little love
Don't cry, don't fear
I'm always here for you, my love
Don't sigh, my dear

Eagle:
When the eagle flies too high
It burns it's wings upon the rays;
But no one ever dared to say
The eagle could fly so high

Gondalier:
Come, my dear,
Down on the gondalier
We ride
Come, dear heart,
You'll never part
My side.

Larry:
My mate Larry
he's a good man
He's an RHPS
and Micahel Rennie fan
Married to Neve - 
Who captured his heart -
I send them my love;
May they never part.

Queen of the Night:
The Queen of the Night
Shall find you; hide you;
She'll devour the light
And bind you; chide you;
You cannot take flight
From the Queen of the Night!

Untitled:
How hastily the fallen flies
((Shadows are consuming thee, sweet child))
Such love can lead to thy demise
((Run to the light; save yourself from the Wild))

Parodies
Chaos*
:

Maria knew a thing called Chaos -
A tricky little foe -
And everywhere Maria went
Chaos was sure to go.

*Of Mary Had a Little Lamb

Star-Crossed Garbs*:
Two strangers - both alike in formal dress -
Within the church - their first meeting
Where love is the shattered word - 
Reached out and knew each other, as if forever

*Of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Tomatius Saucus*:
Stoop, frantics, stoop
And let us bathe out hands in tomato sauce
Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords
Then walk we forth - even to the market place -
And waving out red weapons o'er our heads
Let's all cry: "Pies!" "Pasties!" and "Free Sauce!"

*Of William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
. Title by Akaishoukan

Down Once More*:
Down once more as the engines stop and catch on fire
Down we plunge as we all lose our minds
Down that path to the ocean, cold as hell!

*Of Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical Phantom of the Opera

One-Time Phrases
Bowie 1:
Coin a Bowie
Bowie 2:
Is Bo. Is Good.
Bowie 3:
Have a Break: Have a Bowie
Bowie 4:
Bowie's a cowboy; the only one to master Hand-Riding
Bowie 5:
Save the last dance for Bowie
Bowie 6:
Bowie: Simply Stir Through
Bowie 7:
Kellog's Crunchy Bowie: Irrisistably Tastey
Bowie 8:
Who needs a heater? Get a Bowie!
Bowie 9:
Request a Bo - oh room service!
Finance:
Yeah; Money and I don't like each other that much. The sooner I get rid of him, the better ... or ... worse.
I Am What I Am:
China Girl: Cat Phantom of the Plane, Procrastinating Post Whore, Bowie's Bitch and new Head of the Fire Gang

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I need a badge
Religion:
TEACHER: "How do you spell 'Religion'?"
STUDENT: "W - A - R."
Smoking:
Smoking is for idiots. You can have the highest IQ known to man and still be an idiot - if you smoke

Words
Bowievorous
:
1. A David Bowie consumer 2. An overly-obsessed David Bowie fan
Coppuroamaphobia: 1. To have or pertaining to a fear of sluts. 2. The fear or becoming a slut.
Myes: "Yes" with a slight hum at the beginning; often used in agreement, or to fill in conversation time when no intellectual thoughts occur.

 
 
 
i want your warm, but it will only make me colderfrenchiestore_x on August 1st, 2006 10:04 am (UTC)
u left me out!
Marie-Cris: Richard O'Brienmarie_cris_meow on August 2nd, 2006 08:04 am (UTC)
Sorry, what did you mean? What did I leave you out of?